But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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