We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Did I show you my penis last night?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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