Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
