that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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