Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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