Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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