Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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