Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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