last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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