We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
