More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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