This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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