is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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