Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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