"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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