I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
