I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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