its not stalking. its research.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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