my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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