I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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