So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
