i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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