Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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