He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Naked. naked and bneed help.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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