Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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