Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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