problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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