Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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