Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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