If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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