We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize
