Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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