she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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