He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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