BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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