Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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