party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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