it hurts more in the daytime
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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