we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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