What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
