I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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