Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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