are you so shy because you have an std?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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