That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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