Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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