I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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