I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Your penis caused this!
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