Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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