she looked like the before picture.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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