Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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