Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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